For a little laugh, funny rowing phrases we thought of:

VENI VIDI VICI..... I came, I rowed, I lost.

I got out of bed to row with these people.

Please don't confuse me with someone who rows well.

Kiss Me, I Row.

Roses are red, violets are blue
I can row faster than you.

If you want me to row well you have to pay.

You can lead an oarsman to water
but you can't make him row well

I put the OW in rowing.

It takes a lot of courage to row this badly.